Summer loving had me a blast..

Hardly.
A whole year I've been single now. A YEAR! And he was a loser. Yes, i know I'm only 16 and I have plently of time to find Mr Right but I'm the impatient type. I don't want to appear desperate either, because I don't want just anyone. I want the one. Does that even exist?
In this year, I've fallen hard and fast for two guys that were destined to break my pathetic little heart. I swear they take some sick pleasure in this. Cupid is a mean kid with a pointy arrow.
But you know, I'm gonna try and not obsess over this. Nobody to love, nobody to hurt me. Just a shame I can't get over the boy mate.
You know what, its waay better to fall in love with hair clips. Especially when they're super cool, large pink glitter lightning bolts. Because they make you happy, make you look good, and won't break your heart. The perfect partnership. Just have to wait for them to arrive.
Oh well, I get paid on monday and I feel a huge dose of retail therapy will do me the world of good. That and drinking as much as I can at my friends 16th on Friday.
Now one last thing, will this heat just please, PISS OFF.